Apple has done it again: they’ve made an already perfect product perfecter.
As everyone knows iPhone OS 4.0 was announced today and with it brings a plethora of never before Applized features. The biggest is multitasking for 3rd party applications. In Apple’s brilliance they have enabled this option without costing performance and battery life. I love you Apple.
But of course there are morons out there who are pissed. You see, while the bulk of the upgrade will be made available to iPhone 3G and 3GS (along with their iPod Touch counterparts), multitasking is only coming to the iPhone 3GS. Why? Let me explain this to your small brains…
You see, the 3GS has much more processing power than its earlier counterpart. So much so that it is nearly twice as fast. Of course this simple fact hasn’t stopped anti-Apple loyalists from literally pissing their pants and demanding that Apple clean up the mess.
I’ll try to explain this real clear-like for you folks (who clearly have ancestry south of the Mason-Dixon line). Technology (a.k.a. “The Wizard”) moves fast. So fast that most anything is outdated within a year. Don’t believe me? Then you’re stupid. You see while “The Wizard” moves along it’s path of progression it gains more and more features. This is where you socialists feel entitled to getting what’s new and great for free. You communist fucks…
You see Apple, has been kind enough to grace us with free upgrades and new features for ALL iPhone software updates thus far. You neanderthals now feel entitled to get what’s new and awesome for free. Well let me tell you ass-hat, you’re not. When you bought the product you bought it because of what it HAD, not what it might have someday. Lord Jobs made no promise that you’d recieve multitasking in the future, so you shouldn’t expect it.
If you buy things based on what it might do in the future, you might want to go back to mommy so she can clean the skids out of your underwear. Good job shitting your pants asshole.
In conclusion, fuck you all.
Oh yeah, and there was some game thing announced. I’m still waiting for this video game fad to pass…
I'm one of the more intellectual people you will ever meet. My job as blogger means it is my responsibility to bring knowledge to those who are otherwise too uneducated and ignorant to know otherwise.
I use Apple products (as all should) because they are the only ones that work the way they are supposed to. 
I’m fucking awesome.
I don’t like it when you swear at me…
Don’t be mad just because you are stuck with AT&T(rap) and don’t have an Android phone. Believe whatever you need to in order to justify that you overpaid for a phone and for service.
You get what you pay for. In the case of an Android phone you get good software on shitty and cheap hardware. How do I know this? Tarot card readings.